Harry Potter and the Secret Chamberpot
of Azerbaijan (2006)
This was a chamberpot
, po or jerry, that was kept under the bed for times of necessity during the night.
Using Ninette's urine-streaked chamberpot
as a makeshift cauldron, the madam and the cook collect the material remnants of the girl--her hair, skin, nails, and blood--fragments that testify not to the mystical force of the charm but, as Jane Krause Demouy and Janis Stout have noted, to Ninette's physical vulnerability (Demouy 1983, 40; Stout 1995, 61).
SLEEPING BEAUTY Prince ofWales Centre, Cannock December 21-30, 01543 578762 , www.wlct.org/cannock/theatre/ The traditional pantomime stars Shorelle Hepkin, who plays Kay in CBBC's Wolfblood, former Hollyoaks actor Darren John Langford as Lord Chamberpot
and a return for veteran dame Keith De Winter.
LESS than 24 hours before the official opening of the PS30,000 Graig Park rugby ground at Penygraig an intruder climbed the 41ft-high goalposts and left as proof of his feat a chamberpot
perched on top of one of the posts.
If it is true that she once poured the contents of their chamberpot
When I am summoned with a snap of the fingers and the slave delays, o how often has a pillow become my rival!
A beautiful big chamberpot
with roses on the side, and it's full to the brim with piss.
The rest of the cast is David Luke as Prince Valentine, Scott Worsfold as Nurse Nanny Nightingale, Fiona Egan as wicked Queen Carabosse, James Lavender as Lord Chamberpot
, Jennifer Redston as Fairy Nuff and Gavin Coles as Simple Simon.
"It is unbelievable that one little girl in one unnamed, hybrid South American country manages to meet a future guerrilla leader, to seduce the future head of the armed forces and to empty a chamberpot
over the head of a cabinet minister.
And then there is the endless supply of parody performances like Harry Potter and the Secret Chamberpot
of Azerbaijan and Spider-plant Man.
A unique item of Frankliniana (unfortunately not in the exhibit and probably lost to history), but described by Walter Isaacson, is a chamberpot
with the great American philosopher's likeness embossed inside.