He's clearly perfected his chimney-climbing
but back at the NHS there were 6,420 admissions caused by falls off ladders.
Despite rain and trees in full Nordic summer bloom, the Papa Noels, St Nicks and Sinter Klaases from 10 countries were in a yuletide spirit yesterday as they kicked off a three-day convention in Denmark, including a Santa parade and a chimney-climbing
UNDER new proposals put forward by Partick Thistle, any female fans will be held underwater for 10 minutes to see if they are witches, and any fans in the 8-12 age bracket will have to pass chimney-climbing
classes before either are allowed to attend an SPL match.