Flonking championships flops as challengers fail to turn up
The author has organized the main body of her text alphabetically by topical entry, covering a wide variety of sports and activities from around the world, including Aussie rule football, bull running, conkers, dwile
flonking, extreme ironing, foxhunting, glima, hurling, jacks and knucklebones, korfball, lawnmower racing, Mongolian wrestling, Nordic walking, orienteering and regaining, pancake races, quidditch, rounderAEs, shin kicking, trampolining, underwater hockey, volcano boarding, wife carrying, yoga, zorbing, and many others.
In a move condemned by devout dwile
flonkers everywhere, the District Council of Norfolk, England, passed an ordinance completely banning dwile
flonking just as the first World Dwile
Flonking Championships were getting underway in Ludham, Great Yarmouth.
For instance, no evidence for "Dwile
Flonking" has been found in its native Suffolk before 1966.
I'm talking really counterproductive behavior like dwile
flonking, an English sport that consists of little more than a bunch of drinking buddies chucking a beer-soaked cloth at one another while employing game terms like "girting," "drivellers," "swadgers" and other crimes against the English language.
A TEAM of pub regulars has triumphed at the first attempt at a bizarre game called dwile
IT TAKES a special person to dodge a dwile, avoid a wanton and score a swadger.
The name of the game is dwile flonking and the intrepid gang taking part are all punters at the Coventry Oak pub in Wyken.
Like all good pub games, dwile flonking features a hefty amount of alcohol and, if traditional rules are followed, punishment if either side is not inebriated by the end of play.
The first team stands in a circle holding hands while one member of the other team, known as a flonker, stands in the middle with a beer soaked beer towel (a dwile) and a three foot pole (a driveller).
The team circling the flonker dance around him while the man in the middle attempts to hit them with the dwile by flinging it off the driveller.