At this stage you can't even remember what you were building in the first place but you do know you didn't want the walls to be built out of cheese and wasn't this thing supposed to have a fecking
Poet Laureates are supposed to write about magnificent things, noble occasions, events that change people's lives - not the demise of the fecking
It focused around Agnes organising a New Year's Eve party ("I don't know what your plans are for New Year's Eve but mine is to drink cider until I can't pronounce it"), a talking parrot and which school her grandson Bono was going to (Agnes wasn't happy reckoning Bono was easily led: "last month when he nearly went off with a dirty, smelly, fecking
tramp"...an outraged Cathy shouted back: "That was granddad."
The place fell as quiet as the gathering next door as Davy said: "The thing you need to know if you are thinking of having a bet in the Triumph is that you are in the wrong fecking
room!" THE MONEY'S DOWN FOR a runner in a veterans' chase MARUFO has relatively low mileage and there was plenty to like about his Sandown third last time.
Fast and witty - fecking
brilliant as Mrs Brown would say!
It is also the Bruegel-like destination of a couple of fecking
Irish hit men, portrayed by Brendan Gleeson and Colin Farrell, who have been ordered to lay low by their vicious London boss, played by Ralph Fiennes, after they botched a bloody killing.
He can tow me from here to kingdom fecking
come, he says.
A recent gig prompted the legendary Terri Hooley to describe the band as "My kind of fecking
The first thing he'd say was, 'Your teeth are fecking
"I bit a piece off a bar of chocolate and the next thing I heard this unmerciful cracking noise - I'd fecking
cracked the bridge on my teeth!"
So the best that the oncepeerless, BBC sitcom department can give us this Christmas is a double helping of Mrs Brown's Boys (whose comedy fecking
act ran thin some years ago), Citizen Khan (whose fecking
comedy act hasn't yet been spotted) and two stabs at past glories: Still Open All Hours and The Making Of Dad's Army.
Between the hotel and the glorious beach, there is a great big fecking
dirty car park.