Their half of the partitioned amphitheatre lapped it up; across the divide, old women knitted and opened Tupperware boxes of fishpaste
sarnies as Nigel Bond and Dave Harold waged boredom.
It marks its range with droppings known as spraint, which smell like a combination of jasmine tea and fishpaste
I don't want to have a dig at the English again, because now Euro 96 is over I think they're really nice again*, but they do milk all this Spirit of the Blitz, Let's Have a Right Good Knees- Up, It Takes More Than Hurricane Hilda To Stop Us Enjoying Our Fishpaste
The Fish line includes a host of styling creams, styling waxes and gels with such names as Fishfingers, Fishpaste
and Jellyfish, as well as a two-in-one thickening shampoo (Bigfish) and a combination hair and body wash (Sportfish).
The line includes Fishfingers molding wax for sculpting, defining and shaping; Fishshape shaping cream; Fatfish to give a textured pliable hold for short hair; Sportfish hair, face and body wash; Kingfisher hybrid cream/ wax styler; Fishpaste
for a matte finish; Jellyfish styling gel; and Bigfish styling shampoo and conditioner.
Try American Crew Fibre, pounds 9.95 from www.hqhair.com, or L'Oreal's Studio Line Special FX Out Of Bed Fibre putty, pounds 2.99, Toni & Guy Insights Added Definition Clay, pounds 4.99, and Fish Fishpaste
Hair Putty, pounds 4.99, all from Boots.
Linseed and Fishpaste
, By Mark Brussell (Headline, pounds 6.99)