Last weekend, in a Devon pub with my old Dad, I encountered a poorly maintained hand-drier
in the gents.
White lies told by parents include saying ice cream vans only play music when they've run out of ice cream and there's a baby dragon in the hand-drier
who needs to practise his fire-breathing on your hands.
"There was plenty of hot water and an electric hand-drier
but no bars of soap or soap dispenser.
But I still say the easiest way for an inventor to make their fortune is produce a hand-drier
that actually dries your hands.
In the bogs, you'll find paper towels, a hand-drier
, more fresh flowers, hand washandhand lotion.
supplier is looking to create 20 extra jobs in Coventry - and revive interest in a remodelled industrial park.
"Keep a brush in your bag and give hair a blast with the washroom hand-drier
," says celebrity hairdresser Richard Ward.
The night we broke into the Albert Dock and swam over to Fred's This Morning weather map to nick York Minster; that time I was stood trying to dry my drunk hands at a swaying hand-drier
in the union toilets when a glass smashed next to my head, and I insulted whoever had thrown it without turning around, and wit was the third year rug by team, back from a loss in Manchester, and eager to work their frustrations out on any mouthy fresher stupid enough to get in their way.
Also, the toilets are spotlessly clean - I know the ladies always like to hear this - with a good supply of paper towels (a better option in my book than those dreadfully- slow hand-drier
Just like any inventor who can develop a hand-drier
which actually dries your hands.
I secretly rehearse in the toilet, but only when the hand-drier
Incidentally, while visiting the Houses of Parliament recently, I nipped into one of HMG's khazis and noticed, scrawled over the automatic hand-drier
, a slogan.