how's-your-father

how's-your-father

n
sexual intercourse
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The myth seems to be that beneath the doe-eyed,devout facade lurks a sexually curious nymphette,desperate to be diverted from the path to celestial glory into the bushes nearby for a bit of how's-your-father.
Wasn't there a time when the Jo and Andy saga was all about rolls in the hay (hamand pickle; or were they egg and cress?) and lots of how's-your-father. Actually Andy's father seems very well, considering he shot him, but hey the past is another country.
The Twang do have their plus points - their Mike Skinner-inspired songs have colour, detail and a fair bit of how's-your-father naughtiness.
Then, after a few hours in the bedroom with a bottle of champagne, some strawberries and a bit of how's-your-father, the two of them emerge looking like newly-weds.
We weren't going to have a bit of how's-your-father."
"Well, I expect you're more used to a bit of how's-your-father," she said, sniffily.
The feisty McQueen's decided that she's going to conveniently forget she's been enjoying a bit of how's-your-father with Carl and is going to milk this for all it's worth - starting with insisting her fiance whisk all the McQueens away on holiday.
I don't need too much how's-your-father (just a couple of times a month will be sufficient, and nothing too kinky, ta).
For those of us who have heard the tape where Charles and Camilla ruminated on life as a box of Tampax while working out how to deceive their respective partners for a bit of how's-your-father, it was difficult to keep a straight face listening to all this self-serving claptrap.
Last night, in another gritty, straight-from-real-lifeepisode,our Sam got to know her new neighbour -the wonderfully-named Chip Kilkenny -with the aid of a bit of bra-on, handcuffs-on how's-your-father (in the old days borrowing a cup of sugar used to be enough).
WE were the first to bring you the tale of the unlikely couple up to a bit of how's-your-father in a car park.
But New Labour made a complete how's-your-father of repealing the measure and have now had to abandon it.