It seems the more some people get the more they want and, in doing so, as my grandad used to say, they become tighter than a camel's jacksy
in a sandstorm.
Most of my days are spent sitting on my jacksy
here at Gazette Towers, while hers are similarly spent peering at her laptop.
Gary, all waxed , buffed and moisturised in a pair of Calvin Kleins because he mis-called Leicester's triumph, is one thing but Katie Hopkins streaking through central London with a sausage up her jacksy
stretches the imagination in an intolerable direction.
"You are not sure if you are going to pick yourself back up again, but there is always someone to pick you up by giving you a pat on the back, or a kick up the jacksy
Salsify (2-1) may have been a tad fortunate when poor Oscar Delta jinked left and put JJ Mangan on her jacksy
with victory in sight but I'll take it.
"I owe her one, she gave me the kick up the jacksy
I used to resent this but now I feel it's time we recognised that sometimes we lazy, indolent, idle Scots need a boot up the jacksy
from outsiders and should be eternally grateful for it.
I do think Ricky's a bit of a genius, but I also think he needs to watch how far his head's going up his own jacksy
That is until five minutes into the interview when he closes a window, explaining that the cold air's "going right up the ol' jacksy
here!" Words you'd never expect to hear from 007, but as Olivia Williams, who plays Lang's wife, Ruth, in the film, says: "Pierce is the nicest man in the world.
Lindsey Vaala and Jacksy
Bilsborrow for their advice and guidance, and
Are you on yer jacksy
? Wanna share a taxi?" shrieks this not-so-clever clot, not caring for my answer as back in line he trots.
Abella SR, Jaeger JF, Gehring, DH, Jacksy
RG, Menard KS, High KA.