Admittedly, Britons lack the panache and humour of the French and Italians in bedroom matters - that's why our lumpenly
dim daughters top Europe's poll of teenage pregnancies and abortions.
The show ends in a rush with a lumpenly
delivered appeal for tolerance and understanding, shoehorned in before the big finale.
Movies juxtapose scenes and people in a single edit, but theater as lumpenly
naturalistic as this demands each scene be separately set up.