It is the pea-brains
of the world like him whose warped bottom line in practicing feng shui is predicated on how to amass more wealth, regardless of the consequences, that give the practice a black eye.
Raoul Moat rots in his grave and will soon be forgotten even by the pea-brains
that wanted to big him up on Facebook.
The great brains would suddenly shrink into pea-brains
and he would be demanding they were put on a plane back home.
This displays the outrageously racist views many pea-brains
hold of us, viewed through the wrong side of their myopic telescopes.
The political pea-brains
that direct the pro-Israel western alliance were partying, gorging themselves on Christmas fare or binge-shopping while this massacre of hungry women and children and their despairing menfolk in Gaza was being planned and executed.
From radical, militant intellectuals prepared to die for their political freedom to pea-brains
who dedicate their six GCSEs to finding a bloke they can sponge off for the rest of their lives.
Birmingham has no time for pea-brains
who derive perverted pleasure from the suffering of innocent creatures.
Football takes priority of place in our newspapers, and inarticulate managers who have nothing else going on in their pea-brains
are treated like demi-gods and great philosophers.
It only takes a couple of mouthy, drunk-on-two-cans pea-brains
to take us back to the bad old Mrs Doubtfire days and, rest assured, the ratio of morons to good citizens on the other side of the ropes in the States is easily high enough to make a mockery of the theory that Monty's week will be devoid of hassle.
So what do these pea-brains
at the Justice Department do all day?
Do these pea-brains
not realise that the noise will disturb sick youngsters?
But I just can't completely shake off the idea that people who watch TV are pea-brains
and people who spend their evenings reading or listening to music have to transport their cerebellums in a barra.