Here comes Schmoe
roaring down the lane on his under-muffled motorcycle.
- Lisa and Tyreu Schmoe
, of Eugene, a daughter.
The book is largely about the winter the Schmoe
couple spent there around 1920 or so as caretakers of the inn.
If Albania or Moldova blew up at that moment, you better start thinking about who you need to know at the mission so if the demand comes, you've got people now who not only know what the US mission is but they know who Joe Schmoe
is and will pay attention.
It doesn't diminish the novel's power of ridicule over these targets to press the question further; the book itself insistently does so, teasing the reader that Joe's last name could after all be Schmoe
, and that the action itself might be nothing more than an extended masturbation fantasy (a version of the "it was only a dream" ending prohibited in every beginning creative writing course).
If dreaming up fees was honorable, you would hear about Joe Schmoe
, the multi-millionaire who invented handling fees.
Enthusiastic artist, horticulturist, architect, astronomer and speaker of eight languages, it's difficult not to dwell on how presidential wannabes these days fight over who is the most ordinary Joe Schmoe
To position oneself as Joe Schmoe
who is completely unremarkable is to claim a populist capital and this is where the veracity of the documentary is derived.
To complete the transaction, Schmoe
followed Sneaky to his car and received one kilo.
Common criticism, especially from newcomers, sounds a little like this: "Why should I care about what some schmoe
had for breakfast?
Attention, all great geniuses: George Balanchine is not crowding out Joe Schmoe
Billion-dollar bailouts, million-dollar bonuses, even six-figure salaries are stratospheric, almost incomprehensible sums to Joe Schmoe
who is living on $500 a week of unemployment compensation.