It's very likely you could save my life!" Sadly, the last time I looked in the Yellow Pages I couldn't remember anyone offering to set up new identities in other countries for people in the amount of schtuck you' re in.
I went to a toy boy speed-dating night a few years back and it was full of hopeless chaps who were either in financial schtuck or were virgins who wanted to be taught a thing or two by an experienced woman.