The fact that anyone's heard of me is a huge honour - I'm just a scrote
from the West End, my family had nothing, but we've managed to make a dent." And it was an emotional Alan who finally signed off at 2am yesterday.
After seeing two fights and one scrote
throwing bricks at moving traffic, all within five minutes of leaving the hotel, I changed my mind."
"As I'm lucky enough to live in my middle class, liberal bubble, I've been fairly protected apart from the occasional idiot in a white van or teenage scrote
shouting at me while I'm out running.
' waved knife around care home after being challenged by bare-knuckle boxer
("Sarge, that scrote
who's been battering old ladies and mugging them has come off his stolen scooter.
This boy may be a repellent little scrote
. But I'm guessing he had little chance of turning out any other way.
Thermal cameras and other gadgetry seemed so space age - but millions of pounds of technology now enable our airborne cops to spot a justice evading scrote
just by the heat emitted from his kebab or by the static electricity generated by his tracksuit rubbing against his Rockports.
Hope they find the scruffy scrote
who is dumping under the bridge on Hangingstone Road too!
In tales of the testes, former Black Label pro Anthony "Ragdoll" Scalamere recently had hydrocelectomy surgery to remove a massive fluid-filled sac from his scrote
But while he was climbing, six police officers grabbed him and threw him to the ground, saying "got you, you thieving little scrote
", he said later.
Meatfeast, formerly known as Jazz Thrash Assassin, list their influences as John Zorn and Mike Patton's Mr Bungle, and include among their personnel a singer called Scrote
, a drummer called uITgs and a guitarist called Dr G.
For no cost, you could stay the water side of the rusty fence, settle into a bag of cans in the manner of a common scrote
and bet on your phone (or laptop to get an in-running edge).