But, if I know anything of the weather, d’ye see, it’s time to be getting all snog
, and for putting the ports in and stirring the fires a bit.
He went on, "And you consate that all these steans be aboon folk that be haped here, snod an' snog
?" I assented again.
She said: "I tried to snog
Holly once, she didn't go there."
I received private messages on there too, one asking 'do you have Snapchat by chance?' On the Snog
.fm site I had to pretend to be 18 and my photos were soon being rated by strangers and given votes.
Young users browse each other's photos and choose which they would "snog
, marry or avoid".
The situation goes from bad to worse for Dani after a text instructs "a boy and a girl whose first names begin with the same letter to snog
for five seconds," and the group deduce that Dani and Dean must lock lips.
The 43 year-old mum-of-two, who appeared at the last Tory Party Conference in Birmingham after leaving Celebrity Big Brother, told LBC radio she would snog
Mr Clegg "after a few pints and a kebab." On the possibility of marrying Ed Milliband, she said it would make her "give Usain Bolt a run for his money".
Marry Avoid host Ellie Taylor Chel Jayne Baker took to the social networking site to say: "Stop stereotyping people and perhaps bullying would decrease.
Well, for some people it might have come as a welcome surprise but those of us approached by Mr Octopus (yes, you Paul!) and duped into posing for a pretend snog
have been left horribly scarred - not least by his big hairy tongue.
The Daily Star said Prince Harry faced "a right royal dressing down" from girlfriend Chelsy Davy who "may not be too pleased with Harry checking out the action at a notorious 'snog
a dog' night".
He revealed he would snog
both the Home Secretary and singer Rita Ora, marry Labour former frontbencher Yvette Cooper and avoid David Cameron biographer and journalist Isabel Oakeshott.
"I can't really remember much about my kiss with Ewan but, in our business, you have to snog
so many people, it all fades into one.