squit

squit

(skwɪt)
n
1. an insignificant person
2. nonsense; rubbish
3. the squits diarrhoea
[C19: dialectal variant of squirt]
Translations

squit

n (Brit inf)
(= small or insignificant person)kleiner Scheißer (inf)
(= diarrhoea) the squits (sl)die Scheißerei (sl), → Durchfall m
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The hired employee must (must) to record the findings of the audit squit in accordance with the method of the ODH.
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It can't squit through traf-fic, like a motorcycle.
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I've known the chap since he was a squit at Eton and was waiting each Sunday for his doting sibling to turn up at college to take him out to lunch.
Having eaten a balti in Balsall Heath - and suffered the agonising, screaming consequences - it should have been named Squit City.
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One way around this, of course, is to install an ADS-B output transponder that squits the participating 1090ES labels.
AS YOU would expect, Alastair Cook has had plenty of gentle banter aimed his way since returning to us mere mortals at Essex from England duty in India - including jokes about protecting his average by getting the squits and missing the Mumbai Test victory.
Forget isotonic drinks, video analysis and personalised fitness programmes, all any self-respecting professional rugby player needs by way of preparation is a good old-fashioned bout of the squits.