Luckily the little lad gets chatting to taxi-man
Lloyd, giving Teresa an evil idea.
With the left tires barely touching the ground, the taxi-man
was obliged to drive on the extreme left of the road, using its steep grade to compensate for the car's starboard tilt.
Tony Anastasiou is now a mini-cabbie - after shedding an amazing 14 STONE.
Bookies have lengthened Arsenal and Leeds this weekend not because they want to, but because they know Taxi-man
and his pea-brained acolytes will lump on United and Birmingham regardless of the odds.