That's nudging 250,000 words, yet boffins have discovered the Top 12 funniest entries include twit, waddle and twerp
That'll give the tweeting twerp
something to think about.
There are some cars that I can't fit into, the Lamborghini being one of them" Former cricketer Andrew (Freddie) Flintoff, 6ft 4in, who is now a Top Gear presenter "Proactive, fearless - and a total twerp
" Sir Michael Parkinson's reported opinion of TV's Piers Morgan
"Proactive, fearless - and a total twerp
" - Sir Michael Parkinson's reported opinion of TV's Piers Morgan.
Piers Morgan attacked a Good Morning Britain guest calling him a 'twerp
' and a 'duffus'.
Today's Health Secretary Matt Hancock, a twerp
who got frostbite playing cricket at the North Pole (honest), is silent.
McGregor was quick to respond as he called the coach a "twerp
" and asked him to step up or "shut your pie".
"He might not realise it, but he is and makes himself out to be a right twerp
To freeze out a player just because his agent is a twerp
is not principled, it is petty.
"Who the hell does the jumped-up tattooed twerp
think he is?" TV's Piers Morgan attacks David Beckham for the footballer's criticism of Arsenal fans who want Arsene Wenger to quit.
This companion to Twerp
provides an engaging story about friendship, and explores connections between people.
The book (a sequel to Twerp
[Random House, 2013] that can be read as a standalone) has some funny parts, such as when Jules is wrongly punished for defacing a painting of a Quaker house: he hands in bogus essays for his punishment until the school principal threatens to remove him from the accelerated program.