'He'll set and talk to her, with a calm spirit, wen it's like he couldn't bring himself to open his lips to another.
You see, wen Missis Gummidge falls a-thinking of the old 'un, she an't what you may call good company.
'Widdy widdy 
wen! I--ket--ches--Im--out--ar--ter--ten, Widdy widdy wy!
"Belle Savage," says my father; for he stopped there wen he drove up, and he know'd nothing about parishes, he didn't.--"And what's the lady's name?" says the lawyer.
Pickwick smiled.) Then the next question is, what the devil do you want with me, as the man said, wen he see the ghost?'
There was a fellow with a 
wen in his neck, larger than five wool-packs; and another, with a couple of wooden legs, each about twenty feet high.
'of course I mean that his glazed hat looks like a gentleman's servant, and not the wart upon his nose; though even that is not so ridiculous as it may seem to you, for we had a footboy once, who had not only a wart, but a 
wen also, and a very large 
wen too, and he demanded to have his wages raised in consequence, because he found it came very expensive.
It would pay him to get apiece of his head taken off, and cultivate a 
wen like a carpet sack.
"Hit's comin', sir; hit's comin' but I'm not a-sayin' 
wen, an' I've said too damned much now, but ye was a good sort t'other day an' I thought it no more'n right to warn ye.
This Brass was an attorney of no very good repute, from Bevis Marks in the city of London; he was a tall, meagre man, with a nose like a 
wen, a protruding forehead, retreating eyes, and hair of a deep red.
On his scrawny neck was a large 
wen partially covered by a grey beard.
"MI DEER JO i OPE U R KR WITE WELL i OPE i SHAL SON B HABELL 4 2 TEEDGE U JO AN THEN WE SHORL B SO GLODD AN 
WEN i M PRENGTD 2 U JO WOT LARX AN BLEVE ME INF XN PIP."